Sabres 3, Bruins 1

 

Don't get your hopes up. This Bruins team isn't going anywhere this year. Even if they pull out of this tailspin and manage to win the series against Buffalo (they're down 2-1), they're not going to win the next round against the winner of Montreal-Tampa Bay.

These are serious times and there are serious matters we need to consider. These Bruins are not a serious team. Your concerns are best directed elsewhere.