Sweat Dissolves Water
Thursday, August 6, 2026
Red Sox 4, White Sox 0
At Sea, At Last
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
Beyond Nome
Red Sox 14, White Sox 2
What do you do after you swept the Dodgers in L.A. and return home on a five-game winning streak to face the Chicago White Sox, the first-place team in the AL Central?
Score six runs in the first inning, including a Caleb Durbin home run and a Jarren Duran solo homer in the next at-bat, and go on to win the game, 14-2, of course.
The Red Sox scored six more runs in the sixth inning, and Wilyer Abreu hit solo homers in the fifth and eighth innings. Starting pitcher Patrick Sandoval went five innings with five K's and two runs, and the bullpen kept Chicago hitless through four, including Eric Miller in his Red Sox debut and Brayan Bello closing the game with three hitless innings. Outfielder Eli White made his first Boston appearance, too, pinch hitting for Rafaela in the eighth (he grounded out on the first pitch to him).
For most of this season, it seemed like five consecutive wins were something beyond this team's pay grade. Now, after the 15-game win streak, they've just won a sixth straight for the second time this year.
The Red Sox are now 61-51, ten game over .500. Just last June, they were 14 point underwater at one point. They trail the Rays by 5½ games and the Yankees by two, and in any other division of the American League, their .545 record would put them in first place. The AL East is a tough neighborhood.
Sonny Gray (13-2, 2.93) starts tonight. His ERA is the sixth lowest in the American League and his thirteen wins are the most of any pitcher in the AL, and tied for second over in the NL. Gray has a 7-2 lifetime record against the White Sox.
Gray will be up against Chicago's Sean Burke (7-5, 3.04). In his last start against the Red Sox back on 4/20 of last year, he struck out five and gave up four runs (only one officially earned) in five innings.
At 8-2 over their last ten games, the Sox are tied with Houston and San Diego as the hottest team in MLB. It's time to make that record 9-1 and leave those Astros and Padres behind.
Monday, August 3, 2026
Red Sox 8, Dodgers 4
Being a Red Sox fan is about long periods of suffering interrupted by ecstatic bursts of pure joy. The suffering is necessary to make the joy feel more cathartic and the joy is necessary to make the suffering tolerable. Believe me, I know: I've been a fan for 50 years now and have seen it all - 86 years without a World Series win (I was only present for 28 of those years), Bucky Fucking Dent in 1977, and Bill Buckner in 1986. But then coming back in 2004 from 0-3 to win the ALCS against the Yankees, finally winning our first World Series that year since the days of Babe Ruth, and all the League and World Series championships since then.
So far, this season has been a microcosm of that whole suffering-and-joy cycle in one year. On June 24, this team was 32-46, 14 games underwater, and couldn't even win a series against the pathetic Colorado Rockies. Then, the next day after losing in Colorado, the Yankees came to Fenway, and we entered the ecstatic joy portion of the cycle. It's been (mostly) all winning ever since.
Last night, the Red Sox beat the Dodgers in L.A., 8-4, completing a three-game sweep of the team. Two of the three wins were by four or more runs. The Sox beat L.A. like a bunch of red-headed stepchildren while Dodger fans and the media could only watch in speechless astonishment from the stands. Tarik Screwball was at yesterday's game in a brand-new Dodgers uniform for photo-ops and adoration by the fans, but the Red Sox spoiled his little quinceañera.
Boston opened the game with two runs in the first inning on RBI singles by Masataka Yoshida and Caleb Durbin. The Dodgers took the lead, 3-2, with some small-ball hitting of their own, but then the Red Sox took charge, opening the third inning with home runs by three of the first four batters to the plate. Ceddanne Rafaela hit a bomb 407 feet into deep left center, and Wilyer Abreu followed with another homer on the very next pitch. After Willson Contreras (back in the lineup from concussion protocol after getting beaned by a vicious fastball by the dirty, cheating Dodgers in the first game of the series) flied out, Yoshida homered 406 feet into deep right. Down 5-3, starting pitcher Ed Sheeran Emmet Sheehan hit Andruw Monasterio with a pitch because of course he did - it's all the dirty, cheating Dodgeballs know how to do. "If you can't beat 'em, bean 'em." They sat Sheehan after that, but I think it was more because of the three homers he just gave up than to protect opposing batters.
Jarren Duran homered in the seventh to make it 6-3, Boston. In the eighth, the Dodgers pitchers reverted to hitting batters again, this time reliever Wyatt Mills hitting Caleb Durbin with a pitch. But the joke was on the Dodgeballs - Mills loaded the bases and then Durbin scored on a wild pitch. Mills sailed his next pitch past the catcher, allowing Monasterio to score from third. 8-4, Boston. L.A. literally threw the game away.
Big Jake Bennett went 5⅔ innings with four K's and three runs on four hits. Unlike the Dodgers, he managed to make it through the game without wild pitches, passed balls, or hitting batters with pitches.
The Rays lost last night, so the third-place Red Sox (60-51) are now five games back from first and 2½ back from second-place New York. They're currently second in the AL Wild Card standings, four games ahead of Cleveland.
The Sox are off today, traveling back to Fenway after completing their West Coast road trip with a 6-1 record. On Tuesday, they start a three-game series with the White Sox (59-52), who they swept in Chicago during their epic, 15-game win streak, followed by a weekend series against the A's (45-67).
We're going to the World Series, baby, and if you don't think the team that has swept both the American League and the National League leaders is going to win the Series, then you don't know baseball (and probably live in New York or L.A.).
Sunday, August 2, 2026
Red Sox 3, Dodgers 2
With last night's 3-2 win over the Dodgers, the mighty Boston Red Sox have now won their eighth straight series. No one can stop them, not the Rays or the Jays, not the A's or the O's. Not the Mets, not the White Sox, not the Angels. Not even the motherfucking Dodgers. Friendly reminder that all this started ten series ago, back in June, when they swept the Yankees.
The last time the Sox won eight series in a row was 2013, and they went on to win the World Series that year. So bow down, MLB, to your new overlords, your next World Series champions, the Boston Red Sox!
The Red Sox came into L.A. riding a hot streak, and the Dodgers tried to level the playing field by taking out Boston's best hitter, Willson Contreras, with a vicious fastball to the skull. He may return from concussion protocol today (if so, Daddy's back, you dirty Dodger motherfuckers), but the Red Sox still won two in a row without him. Cheaters never prosper.
Last night, Ceddanne Rafaela hit Yoshinobu Yamamoto's third pitch of the game out of the park, a 411-foot solo homer into deep left center. In case you thought that was a fluke, a bad pitch that just somehow got away from the Yams, Rafaela homered again in his next at bat, this time hitting the ball 421 feet into deep left center. The Yams gave up a third run in the eighth, a grounder by Connor Wong that turned into a double play but brought Andruw Monasterio home from third.
The Yams finished the game with three Boston strikeouts and two home runs. The Red Sox' Payton Tolle struck out seven and gave up only one homer. In a pitcher's duel between Tolle and the Yams, Tolle won and the Dodgers lost the game, 3-2.
The Dodgers were so freaked out by the losses (with back-to-back losses, they no longer have the best record in baseball) they went out after the game and purchased two-time Cy Young winner Tarik Screwball from the Tigers. The Dodgers are now so ridiculously overloaded that talk of parity in baseball and meaningful salary caps has already started. But they're still not so overloaded that they can beat the Boston Red Sox.
New York lost last night because the Yankees suck, so now Boston (59-51) is only 2½ back from them in the AL East and the Wild Card standings.
Game three of the Dodgers series, and the last game of this West Coast Road trip, starts at 7:20 tonight. Big Jake Bennett (6-4, 2.74) starts tonight for his first appearance in Dodgers Stadium. L.A. will start Emmet Sheehan (4-7, 4.95). Sheehan has faced the Sox once before, five innings last year in Fenway, when he gave up two runs and struck out five. But Sheehan's record this year begs the question how a starting pitcher on a 69-42 team can have an overall losing record - his seven losses account for 17% of all the Dodgers losses this year.
History is being made this season. This is as good as it gets for sports fans. Get on board and enjoy the ride, folks!
Saturday, August 1, 2026
Red Sox 9, Dodgers 4
In-fucking-credible! The 15-game win streak may have ended, but the season turnaround of all season turnarounds continues. The mighty Boston Red Sox have gone 26-5 since June 25, the start of the homestand against the Yankees, and 21-4 in the month of July, the winningest month in 125 years of Red Sox baseball. Their .840 winning percentage in July passed the franchise record of .800 set in August 1950 and June 1901.
Their 21-4 July record is the fifth best in MLB history for the month. The record, if you're curious, is the 20-3 run (.870) by the 2017 L.A. Dodgers, and last night, the Red Sox beat the Dodgers, 9-4, to end the month of July with one big fat exclamation point.
This is a truly historic run - no hyperbole or fan-boy overstatement - and if you've still got your head up your ass and ignoring it, that's on you, boo. You're not likely to see a team this on fire again in your lifetime.
What a game! The scoring started in the second inning when Jarren Duran, yes, Jarren Duran, hit an RBI single, scoring Caleb Durbin. For the haters out there, Duran also had another RBI in the seventh when be brought Durbin home again with a ground out.
But everyone knows you don't beat the Dodgers in L.A, with a single run, and the Dodgers helped us out by allowing two more runs in the third inning when meme player Freddie Freeman bobbled a Masataka Yoshida hit up the first-base line and allowed Ceddanne Rafaela and Nick Sogard to score.
But everyone also knows you don't even beat the Dodgers in L.A. with three early-inning runs, and Freeman reminded us of that in the fourth, when he (partially) atoned for his error by hitting a single that brought Shohei Ohtoni home from third. The Dodgers made it 3-2 in the fifth inning with another RBI single, and then Ohtoni gave L.A. a 4-3 lead with a two-run homer in the Dodgers' very next at-bat.
At that point, I was already consoling myself with "You can't win 'em all" and "At least we played them tough," but then Rafaela stepped to the plate in the seventh and crushed a two-run homer 411 feet into deep left center. But the Red Sox weren't done that inning, far from it, and Andruw Monasterio hit a double, scoring Yoshida and Wilyer Abreu to make it 7-4, Boston. And that set the stage for Duran's second RBI of the night, the groundout that scored Durbin a second time.
And here's the real shocker: Brayan Bello was near perfect in four innings of shutout relief, striking out three, including the last batter in the ninth inning, and giving up only three hits. Bello, who has the worst ERA (10.35) in baseball among starting pitchers, now has the best ERA among relievers (0.69). Overall, Boston pitchers now have the third-best team ERA (3.54), in all of baseball, even including Bello's numbers, better than the Dodgers' 3.61.
Where was Willson Contreras in all this?, you ask. On the bench, in concussion protocol. He got beaned in the third inning - hit in the head by a speeding fastball thrown by L.A. starter Cole Irvin. Now, you could give Irvin the benefit of the doubt - Contreras is known for crowding the plate, and sometimes pitches go a foot or two off target, it happens. But the pitch was the second up-and-inside of the at-bat, and Contreras had to hit the dirt two pitches earlier, so it doesn't look completely accidental. The Dodgers pulled Irvin after the errant pitch, but I'm not impressed - Irvin's throw proves the Dodgers are a bunch of dirty, low-life, cheating motherfuckers (except for Mookie, of course), who think nothing of injuring an opposing player, even ending a career, if it burnishes their statistics even in the slightest. It's no coincidence that Dirty Don Drysdale, their legendary hero, still holds the NL record for hit batsmen (154). They can all rot in hell for all I care.
The Red Sox are now 58-51, and with Tampa Bay losing last night, are now only six games out of first in the AL East, 3½ back from the second-place Yankees in both the division and Wild Card standings. Last night's win was the fourth of this seven-game road trip, guaranteeing they'll return to Fenway with a winning record for this West Coast trip.
Tonight's game starts at 9:10, the last game that Boston will start after 9:00 pm this season. Payton Tolle (6-6, 3.32) gets the start for Boston, his first game in Dodgers Stadium and first time facing the team. The Dodgers will start Yoshinobu Yamamoto (11-6, 2.72), who despite three years in L.A., has not faced the Red Sox yet. So we'll have two teams getting their first looks at two pitchers.
Friday, July 31, 2026
Red Sox 5, A's 4
Thursday, July 30, 2026
Red Sox 4, A's 2 (10)
This game had everything. Sure, the obvious - an extra inning and a come-from-behind Red Sox win. But the game also had a fifth inning Jahmai Jones homer to tie the game up at one each, only to then have him pulled from the lineup for pinch-hitter Jarren Duran (.197), who went 0-3 in his plate appearances, with a ground out, a fly out, and a line out. It had Nick Sogard, back in the majors for his first game since May 30, tie the game up again in the sixth inning with an RBI single. And it had pitcher Patrick Sandoval hit an A's batter in the wrist with a pitch, two days after an A's pitcher hit the Sox' Curtis Mead with a pitch, fracturing his wrist and putting him on the IL for an estimated six weeks.
That last part was just a coincidence, I'm sure.
But the best part of all, after Sogard tied the game up and forced an extra inning, Andruw Monasterio hit a two-run homer into deep left center in the tenth inning to win the game.
Oh, and the Yankees lost last night, 6-5, in 12 innings in Chicago to the White Sox. Since June 25, when the Yankees came to Fenway for a four-game series, the Red Sox have gone 24-5 and are currently 7-3 in their last ten games. At 56-51 (.523) on the season, they are quite literally the best third-place team in baseball.
The Red Sox wrap up this road series with a fourth and final game in Sacramento tonight. Sonny Gray (12-2, 2.78) starts tonight, although I really wish that his rotation came up tomorrow instead to pitch against the Dodgers, when we could really use him. The A's will start with righty Mason Barnett (1-1, 4.74). In two starts last year, Barnett gave up six runs on 12 hits to Boston, including a Rob Refsnyder home run, and didn't see the fifth inning in either game.
Wednesday, July 29, 2026
A's 4, Red Sox 3
A sweep of the A's would have been nice, but Tampa Bay lost last night, too, so at least there wasn't that much damage to last night's loss, other than a missed opportunity to move up a game in the standings. The Red Sox (55-51) are still in third place and still seven back from the Rays, but now are 5½ back from New York in both the AL East and Wild Card standings.
Tonight, it's Patrick Sandoval (0-0, 3.21) against Jacob Lopez (5.4, 6.12). In 11 games over seven seasons, Sandoval is 4-4 against the A's. Lopez has been in the majors for four years now, but has somehow missed the chance to pitch to the Sox before this evening.
First pitch is at 9:40.
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
North Arctic Run Down
Red Sox 4, A's 2
Ceddanne Rafaela comes to the plate. He doesn't swing at a changeup or a fastball, 0-2, and then Suarez throws an 82-mph slider right across the plate.
Grand-slam home run, Rafaela's first, 402 feet into deep left center. The game-winning hit and Boston's only score of the game, but the Sox take the lead and win the game, 4-2.
But wait a minute. Did I say Seigler back there? What was he even doing in the game? New-guy Curtis Mead started at second, but in his second at-bat, A's starter Jack Perkins hit Mead in the hand with a pitch. Mead left the game in obvious pain and the extent of his injury is not yet known. Fuck Perkins, fuck the A's, and fuck Sacramento, California.
Red Sox starting pitcher Payton Tolle went 5⅓ innings, striking out seven but giving up two runs on two solo homers. The bullpen was perfect - no runs, no hits, no walks - until Chapman gave up a bullshit little single to start the ninth, but he struck out the next three batters to end the inning and win the game.
Everyone in the AL East won their game today, so the Red Sox (55-50) are still seven games back from Tampa Bay in the division and 4½ back from the Yankees in both the AL East and the Wild Card standings. Three of the six teams currently eligible for the playoffs in the American League are from the AL East, just saying.
Big Jake Bennett (6-3, 2.58) starts for the Sox tonight. The rookie hasn't pitched in Sacramento yet and hasn't faced the A's before, so he should be padding his stats with a win tonight (9:40). The A's will counter a rookie named Gage Jump (if an action movie starred a character named "Gage Jump," it would get changed to something more believable), who's 3-6 and has a 4.42 ERA.
The Red Sox, 8-2 in the last 10 games and still officially the hottest team in MLB, are on a two-game win streak, with three more games to go against the A's. With the Dodgers on the horizon, I don't see another 15-run streak in the immediate future, but it Mead's injury isn't severe, anything's still possible.
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