Sweat Dissolves Water
Thursday, May 28, 2026
Red Sox 8, Braves 0
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
Braves 7, Red Sox 6
Boston (22-31) is now two full games back from the fourth-place Orioles, and 12½ back from Tampa Bay in the AL East. While they were recently two games back in the Wild Card standings, they're now four back.
Connelly Early (4-2, 3.33), who got six strikeouts against the Braves back in a losing effort on May 15, starts tonight. He'll be facing Bryce Elder (4-2, 1.97) who gave up three runs, including a two-run Contreras homer, in the Sox only win this season against the Braves on the 16th.
Friendly reminder that the Braves don't actually play in Atlanta. Their current home, Truist Park, is actually out in suburban Smyrna, Georgia, where their racist fans can go to see a game while encountering fewer negroes than at the former downtown Atlanta Turner Field. Fuck them both, both the team and their fans.
Monday, May 25, 2026
Twins 6, Red Sox 5
We got swept. The Twins, a sub-.500 team a game-and-a-half back from qualifying for a Wild Card berth, came into Fenway, sacred ground, and won three straight games, sweeping the Red Sox. When they left Boston, the Twins were in the third and final Wild Card spot.
Boober ("that's B. Ober," etc.) got the win for Minnesota. Guerrero took the mound in the sixth for Boston and gave up two runs, sparing Gray, who gave up three, from suffering yet another career loss to the Twins.
Offensively, this was far from the worst Boston performance this year. Yoshida and Contreras both homered, and Mayer brought Yoshida home with a single in the fourth. Sogard tripled in the ninth, and Kiner-Falefa brought him home with a double and advanced on a balk before the inning ended with the tying run on third and the winning run on first.
It's all the more frustrating when you look at the team stats - the Sox had more extra base hits than the Twins (7-3), more homers (2-0), threw more Ks (12-7), and left fewer on base (15-24). It should have been a Boston victory, but instead was a one-run home loss and a series sweep.
The Sox are now all alone in last place in the AL East. Even the Orioles looked at our 22-30 record and said, "Nah, fuck that shit," and moved a half-game ahead of us. Boston's fallen from two back in the Wild Card standings to 3½ back.
Red Sox management has Memorial Day off to reflect on what they have and haven't done to this team. Then on Tuesday, it's Sale Day, but unfortunately Sale (7-3, 1.89) will be pitching for the Atlanta Braves, the National League's first-place team (36-18). The Sox will be starting Ranger Suarez (2-2, 2.40). Both Sale and Suarez managed to miss a start in this month's series down in Atlanta, but Sale is a career 2-0 against the Sox since leaving Boston and Suarez is a career 4-4 against the Braves.
After they get swept by the Braves, the Red Sox have road trip to Cleveland (32-23) and then a tour of the AL East, with a home series against Baltimore (23-30) and then a brutal road trip to New York (31-22) and Tampa Bay (34-16).
We're toast.
Sunday, May 24, 2026
Twins 4, Red Sox 2
Saturday, May 23, 2026
Twins 8, Red Sox 6
Heading into the seventh inning with a 6-3 lead last night, it looked like the Red Sox were really going to do it - win their first four-game streak of the season. They had just swept the Royals and were back home against a team, Minnesota, only a mere half-game ahead of them in the Wild Card standings. They were nine outs away from their fourth straight win, and after striking out the Twins' Alex Jackson, eight outs away.
That's when Justin Slayton gave up a pair of home runs, both with runners on first. Four quick runs, and the Twins lead, 7-6.
A Boston throwing error, a Minnesota single, and a hit-by-pitch loaded up the bases in the ninth, and then reliever Tyron Guerrero walked in the Twins' eighth run. The Sox were hitless in the bottom of the ninth, although Jarren Duran did get on base on a wild pitch, but a Minnesota double play ended his chances to advance and ended the game and ended the winning streak.
Sadly, the bullpen wiped out a great start by Payton Tolle. He gave up three runs in the second inning, but otherwise struck out nine and gave up only four hits over six innings.
So the Sox now find themselves out of their former tie for third place with Toronto and all alone in fourth, 1½ back from the Jays and 12½ back from the first place Rays. They're still two back in the Wild Card standings, though - it seems like nothing can change that.
This afternoon (4:10 pm), the Sox will use Jovani Morán (0-1, 2.81) as a short-game opener for Brayan Bello (2-5, 7.16). They'll be facing the Twins Taj Bradley (4-1, 2.07), who's a career 4-1 against the Sox with 42 Ks over 26 innings. Today will be the first time this season either Bello or Bradley face their opposing teams, although Morán shut out the Twins over 2⅓ innings in relief on April 13 following a disastrous, 11-run start by Crochet (remember that game?).
I don't understand the logic of a short reliever opening a game. On the one hand, if the starter can go only so many innings, it doesn't matter if it's the first innings or middle innings. But if the problem is that a starter tends to be a little wild in the first inning before settling down, it's the start that throws him off, not the skill of the first-inning batters, and delaying that wild start by one inning shouldn't make any difference.
But what do I know? I'm not managing a 22-28 MLB baseball team.
Thursday, May 21, 2026
Red Sox 4, Royals 3
Sweet! A sweep! The lowly Boston Red Sox entered this three-game road series a half-game back from the Royals in the Wild Card standings, and leave Kansas City 2½ games ahead of them.
Nick Sogard, back up from the minors to replace an injured Roman Anthony, hit an RBI single in the first inning, and Carlos Narváez hit into a double play that same inning but still managed to score Ceddanne Rafaela.
Jarren Duran, who hit a two-run homer in the ninth on Tuesday night, hit another two-run homer last night in the seventh, launching the ball 383 feet into deep left center. Duran has a double, a triple, and two homers in this series, and also stole a base, becoming the 11th player to reach 35 career triples and 100 stolen bases in Red Sox history, and the first to do so since Carl Yastrzemski. He also singlehandedly saved the game last night with an incredible leaping catch in foul territory in the bottom of that same seventh inning in which he hit the home run.
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Red Sox 7, Royals 1
Tuesday, May 19, 2026
Everest Update
One week ago, Ziemski performed the same feat on Lhotse and his descent of Everest today completed the first double ski descent of Lhotse and Everest in the same season. On both mountains, he carried up and retrieved his own gear and didn’t rely on supplemental oxygen or anyone else to accompany him.
Incidentally, his climb to the summit today was the first no-oxygen ascent of Everest this season and his climb last week was the first no-oxygen ascent of the season on Lhotse. The ski descent of Lhotse was the first from the summit all the way down to Base Camp, and the first ever without oxygen.
Everest, on the other hand, was climbed without oxygen and skied down completely once before. In the fall of 2025, Andrzej Bargiel accomplished that feat, but he had a team fixing the route, setting the camps, and breaking trail. Ziemski had no support except for the packed trail and fixed ropes established by the commercial outfitters for their clients. He didn't rely on Sherpas or anyone else to carry his equipment, had no drones, and no support team. Bargiel had a team to film the climb and the descent. Ziemski had to ask another climber to take a photo of him while on the summit of Everest. Finally, Bargiel hadn't accomplished the same feat the week before on Lhotse.
Meanwhile, it's full tourist client season on Everest. Several small groups outfitted by Nepalese outfitters summitted on Sunday and the numbers multiplied on Monday. The peak summit days could be today and tomorrow, the day chosen for summit attempts by many of the groups that left Base Camp on Sunday. The Lhotse Face is reportedly a traffic jam from top to bottom in an endless line of climbers intending to summit tomorrow.
Red Sox 3, Royals 1
Monday, May 18, 2026
Braves 8, Red Sox 1
What'd ya expect? The 2026 Red Sox were lucky to get out of Truist Park with one win in this series.
For five innings yesterday, starter Brayan Bello was giving out runs like an Atlanta traffic cop issuing parking tickets. By the time he was relieved in the bottom of the sixth, the score was already 7-0 and the Braves had two home runs off him. They got another run in the eighth without a single hit on a combination of walks, a fielder's choice, and a sac fly. It wasn't until the ninth inning that Nick Sogard, called back up again from the minors to replace an injured Trevor Story, hit an RBI double scoring catcher Conner Wong.
Tampa Bay won last night, so the Sox (19-27) are back to 11½ out from first place in the AL East. Hilariously, they're still only three back in the AL Wild Card race.
The Red Sox are off to Kansas City for a three-game series against the Royals (20-27), a team only a half-game ahead of them in the Wild Card standings. Sonny Gray (4-1, 3.18) starts for Boston against Seth Lugo (1-3, 3.76). Gray has basically owned the Royals up to now, going 9-0 in 11 starts, striking out 63 and giving up only one home run in 68 innings. Lugo, on the other hand, is 0-4 against the Sox and has given up five homers to Boston.
We might actually have a chance in this game.
Sunday, May 17, 2026
Red Sox 3, Braves 2
Well, will you look at that. The last-place Boston Red Sox drag their sorry, losing asses into Truist Park, the home of the Braves and the team with the most wins in MLB, and won a game. Who'd a thunk it?
It wasn't easy. Payton Tolle pitched an outstanding game - eight innings (a career long for him) with only four hits, but one of those hits was a solo homer in the first inning to give the Braves a 1-0 lead in their home park.
Macho Man Masataka Yoshida tied it up in the fourth with an RBI single that scored Mickey Glasper from third, but the Braves took the lead back with an RBI single of their own in the fifth. Then, late in the eighth inning with two already out, Willson Contreras homered 436 feet into deep left center, bringing Wilyer Abreu home from second and giving the Sox a 3-2 lead with one-and-a-half innings left.
Tolle made short work of the Braves in the bottom of the eighth, getting all three batters to fly out. The Sox didn't add any insurance in the ninth, and the reliable Aroldis Chapman came on in the bottom of the ninth to close out the game.
But damn, did he ever make it unnecessarily interesting! After getting two quick fly outs, the Braves got a runner on base on a Boston fielding error. And then Chapman loaded up the bases with two walks on eight straight pitches outside the zone. The Sox were still technically one out away from winning, but now the tying run was on third and the winning run was on second, our pitcher appeared to be melting down, and the home crowd was going wild.
Red Sox Nation felt an all-too-familiar sinking in their stomachs when the sixth Braves' batter of the inning hit an infield grounder and the baserunners were heading for home. Chapman, however, was able to field the ball and threw it to first just in time to get the batter out with mere nanoseconds to spare and won the game. It's the fastest I've ever seen Chapman move, and I've seen him throw 100-mph speedballs. A collective sigh of relief was heard around the world as the miracle win in Atlanta turned out not to be another painful loss in this nightmare of a season.
As if to congratulate the Sox for their unlikely win, both the Rays and the Yankees lost last night, so Boston (19-26) picks up a game in the AL East standings and are now "only" 10½ games out of first. Perhaps more importantly, Seattle lost last night, too, their second straight loss, so the Sox are now unbelievably a mere two games back from a potential Wild Card berth. Crazy, right?
It's a battle of the righties this afternoon (1:35). The Sox will relay on right-hander Brayan Bello (2-4, 6.46), and no Braves hitter has faced Bello more than nine times. He's a career 1-1 against Atlanta in three starts, striking out 12 while also giving up a dozen earned runs in 16⅓ innings. Seven of those earned runs were in his last start against the Braves, a 10-4 disaster in Fenway on May 18 last year. Let's hope he atones for that performance today.
The Braves will counter with righty Grant Holmes (2-1, 4.35), who hasn't yet beaten the Sox and took the loss in one of two games against Boston. The Sox beat the Braves, 5-1, in Truist last year (May 30) in Holmes' last start against Boston, so let's hope that streak continues.
Saturday, May 16, 2026
Braves 3, Red Sox 2 (10)
Classic Red Sox: game's tied in the tenth inning, Yaz comes to the plate, and hits a game-winning double. The only problem is "Yaz" is Mike Yastrzemski, Carl's son, and for some reason he's playing for the Braves.
In all, though, I'm not surprised the Red Sox lost, playing on the road against the team with the most wins in MLB. I'm surprised the game was that close and that the Boston offense, such as it is, came back from a 2-0 deficit to force extra innings.
Mickey Gasper singled in the sixth, bringing home Carlos Narváez, and Marcelo Mayer homered to deep right center in the seventh. After that, the bullpen held on, giving up only one hit while earning five K's., and then Yaz stepped to the plate in the tenth . . .
For the record, young Connelly Early got more strikeouts (6) than hits (5) and lasted five innings, but both Atlanta runs were scored against him.
And with that, the Sox are unsurprisingly down 0-1 in this three-game road series in Smyrna, Georgia (the Braves don't play in the City of Atlanta, and for that this Atlanta urbanite will never be a fan).
We may be in last place, back 11½ from Tampa Bay, but we're still only three games back in the Wild Card chase (the Boston Red Sox: still better than the Houston Astros and L.A. Angels).
Tonight is Payton Tolle (1-2, 1.99) versus Bryce Elder (4-1, 1,81). Last year, the Sox got three runs off Elder on six hits, but three of the four batters who had hits are now gone, and no one is expecting Trevor Story to get two hits again off Elder tonight (not least because they just put him on the IL). Tolle will be facing the Braces for the first time tonight.
How did we not acquire Yaz?
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