Sweat Dissolves Water
Wednesday, August 26, 2026
Red Sox 7, Marlins 3 (11)
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
Red Sox 4, Marlins 2
Monday, August 24, 2026
Red Sox 5, Giants 4
The mighty Boston Red Sox tend to play up or down to the level of their competitors, generally playing well against teams with winning records and looking like shit against teams with losing records. With yesterday's 5-4 win over the Giants, the Red Sox completed their first sweep of a sub-.500 team since the Mets back on July 12 and their first sweep against any team since the White Sox on August 6.
Yesterday, the Sox came back from a three-run deficit to San Francisco with a second-inning solo home run by Nick Sogard, his second of the season, and a pair of singles by Rafaella and doubles by Wong and Gasper in the third and fourth. After that it was a pitching duel with the Giant's "Tugboat" Wilkinson getting knocked out of the game in the fourth with four runs, seven hits, only two K's, and a 6.35 ERA. Tugboats apparently don't like the Dirty Water. Big Jake Bennett also gave up four runs and seven hits but over seven innings and with six K's. Relievers Guerrero and Chapman both went 1-2-3 in the eighth and ninth innings, respectively.
Don't look now, but at 7-3 over their last 10 games, the Red Sox (71-59) are currently the hottest team in the American League. Tampa Bay and New York both won their games yesterday, so Boston is still six games back from first place and three back from the second-place Yankees. As I've said here over and over again, Boston's path to the World Series doesn't go through the division championship but through the Wild Card, where they have a comfortable 6½-game cushion. However, catching up to the Yankees would give them the home field in the Wild Card games, but considering that they're only two games over .500 at home but ten games above on the road, that might be a mixed blessing. When it's all said and done, however, I'd rather play a best-of-three series against New York in Fenway than in Yankee Stadium.
We'll see how well we fare (and most likely who will win the Wild Card chase) in Yankee Stadium this weekend, but first there's a three-game road series in Miami (67-64) starting tonight. Ranger Suárez (5-3, 3.41) starts tonight against the Marlins' Sandy Alcantara (13-8, 3.46). Suárez is a career 6-2 in Marlins Park, and in his last game in Miami, pitching for the Phillies, he dominated the Marlins, striking out eight while giving up only one run over seven innings in a 4-2 Philly win.
Alcantara has a 1-1 record against the Sox in three starts. Last year (August 15), he kept Boston to one run over six innings with seven K's, although the Sox eventually won the game, 2-1 with a Trevor Story walk-off RBI single.
Let's squish the fish with a sweep of the Marlins, and then march out of Yankee Stadium on Sunday in first place in the Wild Card standings.
Sunday, August 23, 2026
Red Sox 3, Giants 2
Big Jake Bennett (7-6, 3.46) goes for the sweep this afternoon (3:15 pm) against someone named Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson (0-0, 0.00) in his second MLB appearance. Tugboat's only other game was a two-inning start against Cleveland last week, so he's still pretty damn green.
The Sox will teach the Giant's little Tugboat that the difference between San Francisco Bay and the Boston Harbor is we've got the Dirty Water.
Saturday, August 22, 2026
Red Sox 6, Giants 4
Thursday, August 20, 2026
Tamara Klink Safe
"With this fog, ice, and 25kt of wind, I’m not even sure they could see my life raft. And would anyone bother to mount a rescue? Why would they spend energy trying to save a recreational foreigner when they have so many other things going on?
"I feel very naive and stupid for having come here. I wish I had stayed at home, with my family. I wish my dreams were more ordinary — like finding love and having a house. I wish I had someone else onboard to share shifts and allow me to sleep."
Diamondbacks 7, Red Sox 6 (10)
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
Red Sox 9, Diamondbacks 4
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
We're No. 3!
Red Sox 11, Diamondbacks 1
Monday, August 17, 2026
Pirates 8, Red Sox 3
Of, for fuck's sake. It's the Pirates, the 61-65 Pirates. You can't win a series against them?
Part of the problem with this year's mercurial Red Sox season is no one can explain exactly what went right to cause them to go on their epic 27-3 run, so no one knows what to fix now that they're 2-7 since their last nine-game win streak ended. We don't know what's wrong now if we don't know what was right then.
But I'll tell you one thing that's not right: Patrick Sandoval. He gave up seven runs in the first three innings of yesterday's game In the third inning, he gave up three singles and one double for two runs before getting his first out. Then he gave up two more singles and a walk for two more runs, before getting a batter to hit into a sac fly for the second out, but also allowing a fifth run.
Before returning to active duty on July 9, Sandoval was out since June 2024 with an injury. He returned to the game a little rusty and two years older, and maybe - I'm just tossing out ideas here - maybe he's not the pitcher he was before his injury and shouldn't be starting for the Red Sox down the final stretch of the season. Let him work on his pitches and timing for the rest of this season somewhere in the minors, and then call him up nest year if and when he's back in the groove.
And the offense! What offense? The first six batters in the order has only one hit in 22 at bats (.045), and the only scoring yesterday came from the bottom third of the order - Duran, Seigler, and Wong. And Wong, the last batter, hit a three-run homer, accounting for 100% of Boston's scoring yesterday.
Absolutely pathetic.
The Red Sox (66-58) limp home from last week's road trip with a 2-5 record against two teams currently in last place in their divisions. They start a six-game home stand tonight, but their record at Fenway this season, despite the success of The Streak, is only 29-31.
They'll have their hands full in the first series against the Arizona Diamondbacks (66-59). Tonight, Boston will start rookie reliever Alec Gamboa (0-0. 1.59), but that's probably just a decoy to get Brayan Bello (4-6, 4.84) into the game without melting down in the first inning, as he's prone to do. Bello pitched against Arizona in a September 7 game last year, with three runs on four hits and two Ks in six innings. The D-backs will start rookie Mitch Bratt (1-1, 3.74) for his first game against the Sox.
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