Capitals 4, Bruins 3

 

The Bruins are the inverse version of the Celtics. While the Celts have won their last nine straight games, the Bruins have lost nine straight. Not even a pair of Pastrnak goals could save them last night. 

Seven more games until the end of this disappointing season. Time to let the ice melt, let the entire team go (the good players deserve better teams and the poor players won't be missed), design some new uniforms, rebrand the entire enterprise, and maybe even burn down and rebuild the stadium. 

Cause this shit ain't working.