Red Sox 6, Yankees 1

 

The Yankees suck. Their pitcher, Will Warren, who gave up five runs on seven hits - including one HR - and no (zero) strikeouts, sucks. Paul Goldschmidt, who went 0-4 yesterday, sucks. Cody Bellinger also went 0-4, and also sucks. In fact, the whole fucking team went 3-for-30, and the whole fucking team sucks. And if the whole fucking team sucks, their manger, Aaron Boone, must suck as well.

Seriously, I hate those overrated, egomaniacal, pinstriped motherfuckers.

The Red Sox beat the Yankees, 6-1, yesterday. Payton Tolle, a real pitcher, went seven, one-hit innings, striking out seven. Willson Contreras homered in the third and hit an RBI single in the first, Connor Wong RBI'd twice, Mickey Gasper had an RBI, and even Tsung-Che Cheng, in his Red Sox debut, hit an RBI.

Can the Red Sox make it three straight? This afternoon (1:10 pm), they're putting rookie Jake Bennett (1-3, 3.71) on the mound to face the Yankees for the first time in his career. The Yankees will be starting veteran Gerrit Cole (2-2, 3.62), who hasn't pitched to the Sox since a 7-1 Boston blowout back on September 14, 2024. All seven runs were earned by Cole, who only got two Ks all game. Gerrit Cole sucks.

I don't care for the New York Yankees. I don't know what's going to happen to the Red Sox this season or in the future, but all I hope for is that they beat New York today in Fenway.